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I used to be older than dirt, so I went out and bought a new bag of dirt.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

Do politicians ever tell the truth when they are lying to us?

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

Nobody should go to jail for smoking flowers.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

Everything should be bought and sold on an open market except politicians.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

The only way you can tell a left winger from a right winger is by which one of their hands is in which one of your pockets.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

To save money on groceries, I've been eating cats. They're not bad, but a lot of them don't have much meat on them.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

I'm old and I don't know what day it is. Sometimes I don't even know who I am when I look in a mirror.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

I'm a day ahead of being 3 days behind. This is progress of a sort.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

I bought a sail powered lawnmower, but it only works on very windy days and even then it can only cut in one direction.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

If government spends money like there's no tomorrow, then they must know there isn't one.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

The wind is making it difficult to step outside unless you want a face full of tree debris and dirt, and maybe a dog or two.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

I used to be stupid, until I went on a strict health food diet of wheatgrass and dandelion roots. Now I'm just boring and skinny.

© 2012 by FrogToons