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The moral of the story is: there is no moral.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

I need to gain weight because the wind blew me out of my car the other day. I don't know where it drove itself to after that.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

I avoid women and other monsters.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

Today was a rough day at work, and I pulled my hair out. Now I'm busy trying to put it back in to stop the bleeding before I pass out.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

If you live in the country and they put in city water, why don't they call it country water?

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

Since I'm right handed, I tend to bang my head against a wall with unintended tendencies to the right. At least I should try to alternate sides so my skull was more evenly mutilated.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

In this day and age, online privacy is about as private as streaking naked across the field in the middle of the World Series.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

For some reason all my neighbors moved away. That's OK because they were all minor little irritating nuisances anyway.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

Google has the perpetual green light to steal your personal information. They'll even take half the keys on your keyboard when they raid your computer for data, plus suck some of your wiring out of the wall outlet.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

I have so many email accounts and websites that I am my own internet by myself.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

It get's pretty bad when you get to the point where you can't remember what the capitol city is of the State of Mind.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

I'm not in a State of Confusion. I'm in Indiana. Or maybe I'm in Ohio. Well, they are both spelled the same anyway.

© 2012 by FrogToons