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If you want to know what somebody is thinking, just Google it. They know everything.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

The love bug can be a fatal disease. I buried her in my driveway before we poured the concrete.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

To cure my ills, all I need is a body transplant.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

I'm not drunk enough until I jump out of a window to fly someplace. At that point, if I'm not killed, I stop drinking and go to bed.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

The weather report says we're having a good old fashioned rain. I'm going to call them and ask what the new rain is going to look like.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

The more I learn the less I know. At some point I will have to stop.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

Thank God for creating gravity so we wouldn't be thrown off the globe. I don't mind being tossed into space, but there's no food or air out there. And it's cold.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

To protect my dog during severe weather and wars, I made a wise investment when I bought the $5000 doggie storm helmet w/lightning rod and gas muzzle. In between storms it doubles as a counter top AM/FM radio w/CD player and indoor lightning rod. It was money well spent.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

I left California and moved back to the United States. Yes, I know in an official sense it is part of the USA but that's like saying the Moon and the Earth are the same physical celestial body because they are in the same solar system.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

When you stand your ground, someone will come behind you and dig it up and take off with it.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

I'm known to jump the gun and take off around a race course, but I tend to run in the wrong direction and slam head on into other people.

© 2012 by FrogToons

 

The best way to fix a Windows computer is to shoot it, which I do from time to time. Like last night, and again this morning.

© 2012 by FrogToons